BREAKING: Be On The Lookout For This Dangerous Criminal
(thanks for the tip, Max) "They’re only reporting on this because she’s white," or "We are going to find him, and we are going to put him in habijrail."
Archive for January, 2009
BREAKING: Be On The Lookout For This Dangerous Criminal
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Kittens On A Roomba
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Kittens On A Roomba
Well this certainly kicks bored cat on a Roomba’s ass. Sorry, cat on a Roomba, there’s always someone younger gunning for your spot. Who are these people with all these Roombas?: I want my doorbell to ring, and that kitten-topped Roomba to be waiting outside my door.
Katie Couric Pretends Lil Wayne Is Not A Crazy Person
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Katie Couric Pretends Lil Wayne Is Not A Crazy Person
As part of Katie Couric’s "All Access" Grammy Special, which airs next Wednesday, she interviews Lil Wayne. Or maybe "interviews" is the wrong word. She looks at Lil Wayne with a straight face while he talks. There we go. Yikes. I take it back, Weezy is [...]
Charlie Gasparino Joins The Live News F-Bomb Club
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Charlie Gasparino Joins The Live News F-Bomb Club
Charlie Gasparino, (um, whoever that is), said "fucking" on CNBC yesterday. Again I ask: are these happening more, or are we just seeing them more because of YouTube?: "Hello, YouTube!" indeed. If a video happens and someone says "Hello, YouTube!" but it never ends up on YouTube, is [...]
Let’s All Do The Smartypants Dance
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Let’s All Do The Smartypants Dance
It’s a baby who can correctly identify states on a map. But more importantly, it’s the introduction of something called THE SMARTYPANTS DANCE: My Trivial Pursuit (drinking) game nights will never be the same. (Via Urlesque.)
Why am I reminded of “Up in them guts?”
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The Bachelor Dating Tip: Don’t Cry And Pick Your Nose At The Same Time
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The Bachelor Dating Tip: Don’t Cry And Pick Your Nose At The Same Time
Don’t cry and pick your nose at the same time. In fact, don’t do either. It seems simple, almost innate, but on last night’s show, Shannon, a Dental Hygienist (and if you watched the first episode, the one who used the "joke [...]
Let’s Start This Day Off With A Little Dancing Scottish Boy
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Let’s Start This Day Off With A Little Dancing Scottish Boy
Shall we? He’s old enough for sweeties, but too young for a wife: Having watched too many FAIL videos, I expected the Loch Ness Monster to jump out of that lake and eat him, which would be funny, come on. (I’m allowed to make that [...]
Now This Is A Beauty Pageant Talent
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Now This Is A Beauty Pageant Talent
This chick actually won a recent beauty pageant with this strange, but truly skilled talent. The suspense will kill you, but don’t skip ahead. It’s worth the wait: The leg-raise was a nice, if unnecessary touch. As always, the attempted banter of the dumbfounded local news guys is delightful. [...]
The People Of 1981 Predicted “Electronic Newspapers”
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The People Of 1981 Predicted "Electronic Newspapers"
This 1981 local news report about "electronic newspapers" is going around today. They treat the idea that’s basically the internet like crazy woo-woo science fiction. Electronic newspapers are to the internet what horseless carriages were to the car: Old news reports about the internet are always funny, but in [...]
